Tally ho and off we go to the Finnian donkey derby. Joe's me name and I'm really fond of all animals, big and small, but me favourite by far is me best pal Neddy. Sure we have the best of craic together when we travel around the country to the various races. If ye fancy a wee flutter, there's no match for us when Neddy gets the smell of a win and puts his head down, determined to cross the line in front. He may be dreamin' of the nice carrots I promise him but between you and me it's the luck of the blarney stone that makes us winners every time.

4 x 5 inches